Wide Neck Is Locked Up Again

by HHL JT

Wide Neck, the felon turned rap star whose mugshot charmed us all, is back in the pen.

His manager explained it wasn't on any new charges, rather the judge revoked bond on a previous case. Wide Neck has multiple past arrests for alluding the police and possessing various illegal substances.

Do you think he'll ever be able to overcome all the neckativity which surrounds him?