LIl Yachty Is Selling Toilet Paper For $500 a Four Pack

by HHL JT

Diarrhea is not a common symptom of the Coronavirus.  But good luck finding toilet paper at your local drug store.

Price gouging products like toilet paper and hand sanitizers is considered a serious social faux pas and has been banned by platforms like Amazon.

However, Lil Yachty has found a way around that by offering up a very special four-pack of TP at a very exorbitant price.

"As u all may have heard, I went broke a while back so I’ve decided to flip designer toilet paper as a new career... so bape toilet paper.. sure.. price May be a little steep.. but it’s a rare necessity currently.. so $500," Yachty typed under a photo of a Bathing Ape branded bathroom tissues.

Would you use that on your bunghole?