50 Cent made waves earlier this month by declaring that Teka$hi 69 is his son.
Fif does have a real son around 69's age. However, he savagely disowned Marquise Jackson last year.
Given 50's embrace of 69, it would appear that the best way to the 42-year-old's parental heart is by proving you're a top-notch troll just like the old man.
Marquise gave it a shot with this Father's Day post.
"Father's Day lunch lol," Marquise captioned a photo with multiple plates but no father.
Do you think the effort will impress dear old dad enough for him to acknowledge Marquise?