China has well over a billion people.
Which means it probably has quite a few inept criminals. But none as inept as these two thieves.
In the video, the pair approaches a storefront from the parking lot early in the morning. The first gets close to the window and tosses a brick it at. But he doesn't use enough force to shatter the glass. So then the second thief tries -- and hits his partner square in the head from a short distance.
Instead of hauling away stolen booty, the masked man has to drag his unconscious friend to safety.
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