What would you do if your girl jumped onto the Wu Tang tour bus, went back to their hotel and didn't return until 7 AM?

The gentleman in the video took the Wu fan in question to Divorce Court, on grounds that she slept with the whole Clan.

As you can see, the young lady denies she is a "bus down," which is apparently somebody who would bang an entire Staten Island Hip Hop collective.

Instead she said "Wu Tang is nothing but gentleman," and claimed they spent the entire night discussing politics.

We actually didn't see the episode, which aired yesterday, so we don't know how the judge ruled.

But we're thinking she's guilty of more than just talking politics.