A White House Petition Is Calling For Kanye To Drop 'Swish' Next Week

by HHL Editors

When there's a petition involving Kanye West, it's usually either  telling him to shut the hell up or take his talents elsewhere.

But 'Ye should be happy with the latest petition involving his name. This one is asking for more Kanye -- as in it demands he release his mysterious album Swish on August 21st.

"Kanye West has kept us thirsty for too long,” says the White House[directed We The People petition. “We haven’t gotten any new singles in months. The President should order Ye to drop the album on the date August, 21st as his producer Mike Dean has been teasing people about."
So far there are only about 300 signature, with 100,000 required before it hits Obama's desk for consideration.

Update: The petition has been removed because of a "violation of our Terms of Participation."