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Waka Flocka Flame Is Running For President

By HHL Editors
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We'll be electing a new President in a year-and-a-half and the campaign is starting to heat up.

Yesterday, Waka Flocka Flame filed papers and will join the run for the White House.

It was no coincidence that he did so on 4/20, and he makes clear in his first campaign video that the first thing he'll do if elected is legalize marijuana. But Big Homie Flock's campaign is about more than just the Presidential kush.

President Flame will also ban all dogs from restaurants and will forbid anyone with over a size 13 shoe from crowding up the sidewalk with their gigantic feet. (Instead, the big footed among us will be forced to take cabs, buses and trains.)

Additionally, all students will be forced to learn Waka's lyrics or be sent back to third grade.

Flame acknowledges that Hillary Clinton's lead at this point in the race is formidable. But he has a secret weapon: Vice President DJ Whoo Kid.

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