Depressed about the options in the 2016 presidential election?

Well, you have another. Waka Flocka has just announced that he is still running for President, Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the United States Constitution be damned. (That's the one which says you have to be 35.)

The 30-year old also announced Rick Flair as his running mate.

Waka likes smoking weed and goes hard in da paint. Flair likes adjectives and may have had sex with Halle Berry.

In most years those wouldn't be proper credentials for President and Vice President.

But this year ...

They're not going to be on the ballot, so you'll have to write them in.