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Rihanna Gave Chris Rock A Harsh Old Heisman

By HHL JT

In Chris Rock's new Netflix's comedy special Tambourine he explores the breakdown of his marriage and his lust for other women.

One of those other women was Rihanna. However, when Rock tried to put the moves on the superstar singer she shot him down with a cruel, cruel stare.

“After my divorce was final, I was at a party and I saw Rihanna. I was like, ‘OK, let’s start this again. Let me say what’s up,’ right? And I’m like, ‘How you doing, Rihanna?" Rock recounted in the special. “Rihanna looked at me like I was one of her aunts!” 

“Do you ever forget how old you are? She didn’t even register me as a dick-carrying member of society” he continued. “Like, I would have had an easier time fucking Aretha Franklin.”

Rihanna just turned 30 yesterday and Rock is 53.

Now RiRi did use to date Leonardo Dicaprio, who's almost 14 years her senior. But we guess 23 is too many.

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