Priest Goes To Hell & Finds That They Play Rihanna There

 Gerald Johnson, a Michigan priest, says he died and went to Hell in 2016 after suffering a heart attack.

Hell is as bad as you think, according to Johnson.

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy," he said. "My spirit left my physical body, and I thought I was on my way up [to Heaven]," he remembered. "I thought I did so much good during my life and that I helped so many people, but even so, I went down [to Hell]. I entered the very center of the Earth. The things I saw there are indescribable. It brings up so many difficult feelings when I talk about it."

According to Johnson, there was a man "walking on all fours like a dog and getting burned from head to toe. His eyes were bulging and worse than that: He was wearing chains on his neck."

Johnson added that Hell has a soundtrack.  The priest said he heard the Rihanna song "Umbrella "and the Bobby McFerrin track "Don't Worry Be Happy."

However, they are not the original versions.  Instead, the tunes are sung by demons in a way that tortures listeners.

So be good.