Lizzo Missed The VMAs For An X-Rated Reason

Lizzo wasn't at the VMAs.

It was probably for the best.  She didn't win in any of the big categories, only prevailing in the  Best Artist x Creator Collab for the “mustard watermelon” TikTok trend she launched with creator  Yayayayu.

Still, Lizzo apologized for missing the show, and gave a sex-rated excuse.

“I really won a VMA while I was getting my back blown out last night… I’ll be there next year promise," she said while the track "Rumors", in which she lusts after Drake, played.

Of course, there was speculation that Lizzo got drilled by one or both of her celebrity crushes Chris Evans or Drake.

What's more likely, that or a Tinder rando?