You can't smoke anything on a plane. (FAA rules, just ask Chris Brown about them.)

However, many a private jet will let you flaunt that regulation. When Lil Wayne chartered a flight from Ft. Lauderdale yesterday he was expecting to get the star treatment on the blunt front.

But instead the pilot warned Wayne and his entourage not to light up. When Weezy did, the pilot made good on his promise to turn the plane right around and returned to Florida just 17 minutes after takeoff.

Wayne was photographed leaving the plane holding a double cup suggestive of sizzurp.

In 2013, Tunechi was hospitalized with seizures after going on a codeine binge.

Maybe next time he flies he should just take an Ambien like everybody else.