Lil Uzi Vert Turns Down Sex With Woman Because That's Not Really Something He Does

by HHL JT

The success of Lil Uzi Vert's long-awaited album Eternal Atake has made the Philly rapper a superstar at 25.

One of the perks of being a superstar at 25 is you get to have lots and lots of sex.

However, Vert isn't somebody who has sex, as he explained to a Twitter lady who propositioned him.

"I don't really have sex in real life," Vert said, leaving open the possibilities for some sort of virtual lovemaking.

Uzi's no-sex stance predates the game-changing success of Eternal Atake.  Shortly before the album dropped he said he would rather "connect" than have sex with someone, and claimed two years celibacy.