Lil Uzi Vert and JT's first date came when JT was still in the halfway house, finishing her sentence for being a credit card scammer.

Uzi Vert, who doesn't have sex with people, rolled up with a 30K gift.

Then they hit the strip.

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"We went to Louis Vittian and Taco Bell,"  JT explained on Respectfully Justin.

And why Taco Bell?

"We had to make it quick, I had to get back to the halfway house."

Sounds a little like the shopping spree Young Thug notoriously took Uzi Vert on.

Only faster, because of the halfway house.