Lil Uzi Vert Explains Exactly Why He's Stopped Having Sex With Other People

by HHL JT

Lil Uzi Vert made us all reevaluate what it means to be a wealthy, young celebrity when he disclosed last week that he hadn't had sex in about two years.

I haven’t had sex in 2 years like end of 2018. https://t.co/92CmRZVYTt

— Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® (@LILUZIVERT) December 26, 2019
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His disclosure garnered the copycat disclosure from Nav that nobody wanted.

This afternoon, Vert explained exactly why he decided to stop having sex with other people.

I don’t wanna have sex I just wanna connect 👍🏾

— Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® (@LILUZIVERT) January 2, 2020
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"I don’t wanna have sex I just wanna connect," Vert claimed.

As for music ... we still don't have a date for Eternal Atake.

So so much for the George Costanza tested theory that a lack of sex makes you more productive.