Jordan Poole's Premature Three Point Shot Blamed On Jessica Alba

by HHL JT

Last night, the Golden State Warriors almost stormed back to an improbable Game One victory over the Los Angeles Lakers.

However, their furious comeback came up short when Jordan Poole launched up a game-tying three from 28 feet even though there were 10 seconds left and he was on the court with Steph Curry and Klay Thompson. 

*Jordan Poole pulls up from 28 feet*

Channing Frye: "WHAT?!"

Taylor Rooks: "Oh my g— He can't be serious!"

Tyrese Haliburton: "What's wrong with that shot? I’m not mad at that shot… I would've shot that too."

Frye: "That’s why you’re here with us." 🤣pic.twitter.com/4TEjUNWBo6

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) May 3, 2023
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He missed.

In trying to figure out why Poole would do such a thing reckless thing, much of Twitter focused on Jessica Alba.

Jordan Poole saw Jessica Alba and now he don’t know how to act pic.twitter.com/MhI9GoZTT7

— GreenyWeenie (@Glucci4) May 3, 2023
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no wonder jordan poole going crazy rn pic.twitter.com/CS2x761vXx

— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) May 3, 2023
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nigga Jordan Poole saw her courtside and thought he could make that shit😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/KpMnv1148U

— Corn ✧⍣ (@upblissed) May 3, 2023
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The only problem with this theory was that Alba was courtside at the Knicks-Heat game, which happened earlier that night and on the other side of the country.  

So unless she has a spaceship she wasn't at the Chase Center.

But she was looking pretty good.