In December, James Harden will join the ranks of ballers who have signature shoes when the Adidas Harden 1 drops.
The first image of the kicks have leaked, and so far folks aren't impressed.
He certainly isn't the first player to have his shoes roasted.
But while criticism of Stephen Curry's Curry 2's tended to focus on them being shoes for nurses, Harden's kicks are evoking a wide range of digs. Check them out.
James harden really made sneakers for grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate factory pic.twitter.com/zo8M0vdOoG— Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
james harden signature kicks look like u brew prison wine in em pic.twitter.com/DajjXXYl57 — Four Pins (@Four_Pins) August 24, 2016
Whose idea was it to drill holes in burned baked potatoes and call it a James Harden signature shoe? pic.twitter.com/F5kmjGr2HB— Jim Rome (@jimrome) August 24, 2016
When did James Harden sign a shoe deal with Carhartt pic.twitter.com/lqsbPR5LW8 — Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) August 23, 2016
The Adidas "I can't afford steel-toe boots for this warehouse job" IVs pic.twitter.com/1tmBDL5AIG— Patrick Fenelon (@Patrick_Fenelon) August 24, 2016
Finally Harden makes a basketball shoe for me, a waiter at Chili's. pic.twitter.com/Etw6Ihl0bQ — Jordan Pryor (@jordodale) August 24, 2016
I see James Harden dropped the "DIRECTV technician" 1's pic.twitter.com/ULVrLYJOIE— Denzel Moore (@VIBEZ_419) August 24, 2016
"Children of men dystopian future where civilization done collapsed" 5's pic.twitter.com/EyshkdXkfE — Desus Nice (@desusnice) August 24, 2016
James Harden's signature shoes look like something Geppetto would carve for Pinocchio pic.twitter.com/LI8zw4iUqg— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) August 24, 2016
7 out of 8 geriatric orthopedists recommend the new James Harden shoe to their patients. pic.twitter.com/GqwXFyyfpS — Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) August 23, 2016
James Harden's new signature shoe or the boot from monopoly? pic.twitter.com/yaWjtoq7aq— Spark Sports (@Spark_Sports_) August 24, 2016
James Harden’s new shoe, perfect for wabbit hunting. pic.twitter.com/QuDKSnUppC — Joon Lee (@iamjoonlee) August 24, 2016
these look fine to me pic.twitter.com/QHgU6SMynZ— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) August 24, 2016