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This Easter You Can Buy a Bible That Replaces 'God' with 'Kanye West'

By A. Mia Logan
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What a wonderful Easter surprise. If you're feeling particularly blasphemous today, why not seek out the Book of Yeezus, which is essentially just the Biblical book of Genesis refashioned to remove any mention of 'God', replacing it with our Lord and Savior Kanye West. It's only $20 and it's honestly hilarious so please order it so that it can stay on the market forever.book of yeezus

It really shouldn't be so surprising, however.  Kanye has been telling us that he believes in his own divinity since at least Late Registration. What is surprising is that Kanye isn't the one printing this book.

The Etsy shop selling the book says, "What if the Bible, the most singularly significant publication in the ancient canon of Western tradition, were updated to reflect our modern society? What would it look like? ...In a sense, Kanye’s awesome and orchestrated spectacle is truly a religious experience.”

I just want to give this to my deeply-religious Grandma so she can spend the afternoon drunk telling me I listen to "Illuminati music."

Would you buy it?

A) Yes, it's just a book.

B) No way, I don't play with Jesus.

 

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