The whole Drake/Madonna thing got started when Drake included the track 'Madonna' on If You're Reading This, It's Too Late.
That encouraged the Material Middle Aged Woman to flirt with Drake, which led to her surprise appearance during his Coachella set, and the kiss seen round the Internet.
Drake's reaction to her smooch was that of one having his soul sucked out of him by an elderly witch, and Madonna eventually responded to that insult by questioning Drake's manhood.
During Drizzy's Houston Appreciation Weekend performance last night he put the final stake in the faux-mance by switching up the hook of 'Madonna' -- the song that started it all -- to 'Rihanna'.
Is a more welcome kiss from Rih-Rih coming?