Marq Stevenson was a huge Chris Brown fan.

So big that when he went to see Breezy last year in Dallas he gave one of Brown's weed carriers his hat, and asked him to give it to his boss to sign.

However, that didn't happen. Instead of a signature from his hero, Stevenson claimed Brown's crew "bullied" him and ultimately swiped his hat.

So now Stevenson is suing Brown for the price of the $25 lid, the cost of his $225 floor seat and $2,500 for being "bullied."

That's a total of $2,750 for a snapback.

So, yeah, we'll take ridiculous lawsuits for $2,750, Alex.