Chet Haze Is Back! Tom Hank's Rapping Son Gets Everyone Going With Jamaican Patois

by HHL JT

Tom Hanks was honored with the Cecil B. DeMille Award at last night's Golden Globes.

He brought his whole family along, including his rapper son Chet Haze. He actually goes by Chet Hanks these days, and he's a regular on shows like Empire and Shameless.

Still, we like to think of him of the guy who we last saw beefing with Vic Mensa and then apologizing for using the n-word.

Chet provoked our culture of cancel again on the red carpet when he started speaking with an island patois for reasons only known to Chet

why is Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks speaking patois? pic.twitter.com/mNh8ih8JhA

— Brittny Pierre ๐Ÿฅณโ™’๏ธ (@sleep2dream) January 6, 2020
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Chet Hanks be like: pic.twitter.com/a8bUGiay9B

— Angela Rockford (@angie_goodwood) January 6, 2020
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Wait, this is Chet Hanks baby mama??? Wtf going on, Tom Hanks got a black granddaughter? pic.twitter.com/E0d8OYTIOS

— ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ฒ๐›๐จ๐ข ๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฒ. (@drizzyxcole) January 6, 2020
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Tom: “OK, Chet, you can come with us to the Globes as long as you behave yourself. This is an important night for—“

Chet Hanks: https://t.co/AgXejOFUg8

— New John City (@THEJohnODowd) January 6, 2020
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Every Jamaican seeing that Chet Hanks video: pic.twitter.com/5owVqMMn9k

— Mapping my way through life! (@MapAnalyst) January 6, 2020
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Tom Hanks yibberin' the true-true in Cloud Atlas (2012) walked so that Chet Hanks's red carpet patois could run.

— ๐•ฎ๐–”๐–’๐–Š ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐•ฒ๐–Š๐–™ ๐•ธ๐–Š, ๐•ฎ๐–”๐–•๐–•๐–Š๐–—๐–˜ (@NickPinkerton) January 6, 2020
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Chet Hanks referring to Hollywood Boulevard as “da island” is hitting me different currently

— Unidentified Smiling Object (@SmilingObject) January 6, 2020
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thought i was leaving the vile circus of celebrity news in 2019 but then tom hanks’ failson chet hanks did an inexplicable patois impression on the night of his father’s lifetime achievement award

— SLUG (@generalslug) January 6, 2020
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Is Chet foul for this or is he just having some fun?