Kevin Brophy claims he's the guy whose face is between Cardi B's legs on the cover of her Gangsta Bitch Music Vol. 1 mixtape. Even though he's never met the rapper, he knows it's him by the tattoos.

He's suing her for five million dollars because, among other things, he says his five-year-old son saw the image and asked him "what's going on?" (Yes, a lot of that doesn't make sense.)

Cardi B is defending herself by stating that the guy on the cover giving her cunnilingus is a young and dark-skinned,  whereas Brophy is white and middle-aged. 

She also points out that the model on the cover doesn't have a neck tattoo while Brophy has a prominent "Born to Lose" tat on the back of his neck.

Those two things might well be true. But when you look at both elaborate back tats, well ...

"Born to Lose" Brophy could actually win this one. What do you think?

For their part, Cardi's lawyers say Brophy is trying to extort their client and want the case dismissed ASAP.

"Whatever piece of Cardi B’s income he can gouge out, and whatever free ride on her famous coattails he can gain, through extortionate means of this unfounded, preposterous action," Cardi's lawyers argue.