Beyonce's former drummer Kimberly Thompson is seeking a restraining order against Bey for the nuttiest of reasons.
According to court documents obtained by The Blast, Thompson claims Beyonce has used "extreme witchcraft" to take control of her finances and tap her phone.
It's part of a broad campaign of harassment that she claims Bey has waged against her, which also includes "dark magic," "magic spells of sexual molestation," and "the murder of my kitten."
Thompson did use to work for Beyonce. So there's at least one thing she isn't making up.
As for the rest, a judge has already rejected her calls for a temporary restraining order against Beyonce.